I was bored this morning so I looked for something random. Hope you enjoy reading these sorta funny jokes. More on the website- http://www.mormonzone.com/Jokes.aspx
Q: Why kind of a pet did Lehi have?
A: A flea. The Lord told Lehi to take his family and flea into the wilderness.
Mormon Pick-up Lines
Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
What’s your favorite temple? Mine is yours.
Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
Wanna hold the priesthood?
Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?
I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.
Q: Did all of the creatures on the ark come in pairs?
A: No. The worms came in apples.
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